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  • Two Lovers Plan to die
    2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.


    Love sms Ik raat bahu ne(In Urdu)
    Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii


    Love sms A sardarji Doctor falls in Love
    A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....


    Love sms Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum (In URDU)
    Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...


    Love sms Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you
    Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.


    Love sms Sardar was writing something very slowly.
    Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.


    Love sms Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
    Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
    It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
    WIFE satys No, it means -
    With Idiot for Ever


    Love sms Laloo bada chalak hai (in URDU)
    Laloo bada chalak hai
    Nau baccho ka bap hai
    Laloo bada nirala he
    dasva ane wala he...
    ye andar ki baat hai
    isme Vajpayee ka hat hai.. 

 

 

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