Funny sms Collection

• When i open my eyes every morning
  When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! 
• One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,
  One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
• When I was born Devil said..
  When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
• Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend-
  Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...  
• Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
  Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
•  Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank
  Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid.... 
• If ur world is spining Round & Round.
  If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...  
• what happend 2 ur mobile?
  what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
• First the engagement ring, then t
  First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering
• Last night I lay in my bed
  Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof
• Birdy birdy in the sky dropped
  Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
• If your a Vegetarian to be nice
  If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food
• I'm a killer, i kill people for money
  I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
  I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
• Its been a rough day.I got up this
  Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
• Jesus says to John come forth ill
  Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
• At dis moment in time 10 million people
  At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
• The rain makes all things beautiful
  The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesnt it rain on you?
• i want u 2 know dat our friendship
  i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
• An independant study has proven
  An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!
• I'm @ the police station
  I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
• girls are like phones.
  girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected! 

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