Naughty Text sms message,Naughty girl sms

• CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed
  CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
• 'Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S
  Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE. 
• Come here,take off urs pants and knickers
  Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
• Lastnite i went 2 bed without u.
  Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
  
•  A girl phoned me the other day and said.
  A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
• Press down down more Ok more YES
  Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !
• I really deeply wish tat u r here
  I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
• He came at night,
  He came at night,
  explored my body,
  got on top of me,
  touched me,
  he bit, sucked, swalowd,
  when he was satisfyed,
  he left,
  i was hurt,
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  Very good!
  Intelligent Ho!
  Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
• oT TnAW T2UL I
  oT TnAW T2UL I
  +THpinboop YA2
  !..2mA3rb T33w2
  ! .. niH)A2 2'rU
  Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
  Bye!  
• there are 3 chambers in my heart.
  there are 3 chambers in my heart.
  1 for ALLAH
  1 for ABBOO
  1 for AMMEE
  Oh wat about u dear?
  Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  bcoz
  You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• What is the height of Flirting?
  What is the height of Flirting?     
  When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN
• BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY}
• !@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?"}::_+|+_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya
• this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it
• It's better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life
• A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen.His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.
• If i was a dog
  If i was a dog
  and u are a flower
  I would raise my leg
  and give u a shower
• darling
  ru know full fom of DARLING ?
  D = dear
  A = always
  R = remembar
  L = love
  I = is
  N = not
  G = game
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