Rude Sms

Ditulis oleh: -
Kamaal tere nakhrey,
kamaal tera style hai,
Muh dhoney ki tameez nahin
Aur haath mein mobile hai?

Kya tumhe SMS me Adrak ka swaad aa raha hai ?? …
Nahi na …
Mere dost ne sahi kaha tha “Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad”


How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O G.
Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa
And then…..
Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?


If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don’t hesitate,
JUST SLAP yourself
Mistake aap ki hi hogi :p

Kabhi hosla bhi azzma lena chahiye
Bure waqt mein bhi muskurana chahiye
Aur jab saat din bhi naa mite khujli
Toh aath wae din naha lena chahiye.





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